While other players talk of Thermobarics and W33 Shells the Dutch been working on their secret weapon that will spread fear through the ranks of the Warsaw Pact troops. Hidden away in a secret base (a cafe/bistro in the wonderfully named village Muggenbeet (Mosquito Bite) Dutch military experts have put together a unit of highly trained individuals that the Warsaw Pact will have no defence against (although earplugs might help). Locals report hearing strange noises at all times of the day and night but security was strict and no-one has any idea what was going on.
Dutch Secret Base in Muggenbeet
After weeks of speculation about what has been going on all was revealed as the Dutch Military revealed their 'Secret Weapon'.
Ladies and Gentlemen I present the
Johan Willem Friso Band!!!
Those cymbals can take out a T55 at 1000 yards!
Be afraid be very afraid!!!!!!
You really have waaaaaaay to much time on your hands
ReplyDeleteI'm rapidly developing the 6mm stare
Hi Alan, I got the idea from the 1985 Dutch Orbats that list them as an active unit so I thought it would be fun to have them playing 'Tulips from Amsterdam' while our brave troops head for the front.
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Richard P
I hear they have the latest Armour Piercing Fin Stabilised Discarding Oboe...
ReplyDeleteWait until you see what they can do with a French Horn!!!!
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